To the rescue
I recently had to rescue a heron that was floating face down in our lake. Before you imagine me wrestling a giant bird, I should explain that this heron is actually plastic. Some well-meaning friends gave it to us, hoping it would scare off the real herons. As it turns out, the only thing it managed to scare was itself, and it ended up in the water during the recent windy spell. It was a thoughtful gift, but it hasn’t worked. The herons still land by the lake, and many mornings I end up chasing them away. Most of the time, I feel both amused and resigned as I head outside, still half-asleep, to wave them off again. They don’t seem to notice the difference between the plastic one and a real bird, and they sit next to it as if trying to make conversation. So there I was, elbow-deep in the cold lake, trying to grab the plastic heron that had fallen in during last week's winds. It was a bit of a struggle, especially since I was using a plastic rake and the heron was full of water. I ev...